Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

Hilarious IM abbreviations. Let Gunter teach you all you need to know about how to talk like a hip young kid on the net.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Two guys just talking about what guys talk about. In a public restroom. While standing at the urinals.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.