And create a future serial killer, with this simple Christmas prank.

Imagine getting this doll for Christmas?!!?

Somehow manage to survive.

Somehow survives the race track.

Ruined by their dog.

Even better, she's stealing Christmas presents.

I even got one...not a puppy, but a dog!!

Some truly disturbing "found" video.

It’s Christmas time for Simon’s Cat!

I'm not quite sure, how this story qualifies as news???

Think Caroling is all innocent? Well watch these carolers really tear up the Christmas Season!

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

Check out the 20 greatest gymnastics wipeouts ever! I'm pretty sure some of these athletes didn't survive.

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Also known as the one bullet even 50 Cent can't survive.