More disgusting when shown close-up.

Having one trucks' brakes fail and run you over is unlucky. When it happens twice, that's just a sign to go home.

Dude, that sucks.

Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.

And he kinda sucks.

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Cats are dumb, but they're also jerks, too. Big huge dork jerks who suck.

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

Who said music sucked in the 80s? It was a revolutionary time for fog machines and throat guitarists.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

The modern hippie is one giant annoying pile of stereotype.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.