Before and after special effects.

At special moments (graduation, weddings, etc.,) just focus on walking. Don't try and be cute.

I think he's on Special K, but maybe I'm wrong.

The best visual effects are those you don’t see.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

Another example of why the Kittie Olympics would be more entertaining than the real thing.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Here’s a special encore performance from one of the best bands we have ever had in the LG studios and who have gone on to do quite well this year!

An epic battle of apathetic grandeur.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

This version of Jaws has all the stuff you never thought you'd want to think you'd like to see in the movie. No refunds.

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!