Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

You will never watch Jurassic Park the same way again, girl.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

The anime version of South Park will make even the most discerning fanboys chuckle x100.

See there isn't really much to do in the south, so it leads to this.

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

Jimmy Kimmel sends parking lot attendant, Guillermo, to bump Matt Damon from "The Bourne Identity".

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

Interspecies parenting shouldn't be that unusual for this trailer park.

Watch Nixon and Monkey party till they puke at probably one of the coolest music festivals in the whole world, South by Southwest (SXSW). Drunktastic!