"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Let this be a warning: if you're going to fall asleep at the wheel, wear your safety belt!

Welcome to the Slammer!

The Finalist dropped by the studio very early in the morning to play a song for us. Musicians don’t like mornings, so that goes to show you the dedication of these lads. Keep an eye open for the floating mic…it’s awesome.

This scene got cut from the Borat movie because it protrayed too much yokel intelligence.

There are dozens of national and world disasters going on… but there's only one we're concerned with RIGHT NOW.

After he played us three of our favorite songs, José González took the time to chat with LG about getting back into the studio and finally going home after touring for what seems like a decade!

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

We went down to SXSW and captured live footage from Snow Patrol, We Are Scientists, Metric, Morningwood, The Kooks, The Magic Numbers.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

See what happens when two hunky boxers go face to face in the ring – and make out!