Would you eat this?

Taken down by a cop and his own stupidity.

Instead of a sweater, make him wear shoes.

Monkey style.

Supposedly edible, but I wouldn't try it.

I don't understand it, if there is something to understand. But, it sure is cool looking.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

First there's the turtle that humps shoes, now there's a kitty who likes to be spanked. Weird world, dude.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

Like the observers, I really don't believe that this guy is able to tye his shoe just by shaking his foot a bunch.

The Strangers with Candy movie trailer. Yeah, I didn't see this when it was in theaters, either.

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.

Jonny Lives stopped by the LG Studio and were serious enough for a second to conduct this interview. For that we gave them love & candy.

Beer, Shoes, Boobs = Goodtimes.