In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.