Imagine dating this girl? Every time she laughed, a secret part of you would want her dead.

Of Bill Gates.

Has an ugly secret.

I'm surprised the secret service let the player get so close to Dub-Ya.

If you're looking to hide your boobs, this is your device.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Secret Squirrel is watching you!!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."