In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Oh how adorkable.