...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

We've been searching for ways to make video gaming more sexy while making you more horny. We think we've found the answer. Girls + Video Games FTW!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Do you find Butt Floss sexy? Some people do, especially these ladies. And they love to show it off!

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Watch as the horniest dog in the world starts humping. This is the sexiest video on LiquidGeneration

Sometimes these Japanese videos can be pretty weird, but a lot of the time they can be damn sexy. Check out this Japanese girl wearing something -- well, sexy!

Check out all the sexy woman who attended this year's World Cup. We're officially moving to Europe.

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Here is proof that Russian chicks are very, very sexy.

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?