3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

Oh how adorkable.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

Matt Damon finally exacts his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.