Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Oh how adorkable.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

Matt Damon finally exacts his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

A fabulous live-action update on an old classic. Now with more fanny pack!!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Male or female, this instructional video has tips for everyone! Plus, it's sexy & funny.