In honor of today's date, enjoy our list of conservative and Republican pot smokers.

Why, because it's boobs. Pretty much, nothing but boobs.

This is why I love the internet. So there's a place for random videos like this to exist.

I dig her response. She's laughing more than the guy.

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.

This lady can't move from her bed because her boobs are stuck to the bed. NICE!

If you're looking to hide your boobs, this is your device.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Nowadays the only boob you're likely to see is Drew Carey.

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

Watch the reaction of the Republican presidential candidates as they watch 2Girls1Cup during the YouTube debates.

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.