Zombies Scare News Anchors

Zombies Scare News Anchors

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

 

Parrot Makes Sex With Photographer

Parrot Makes Sex With Photographer

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

 

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

 

Reno 911 Chastity Belt

Reno 911 Chastity Belt

The Police Tek 2000 will protect you from getting raped! Get yours today!

 

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

 

Bro Rape

Bro Rape

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

 

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

 

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