They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

Here are some cartoon characters we'd really like to punch in the face.

Here's Rickey Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Both have hilarious laughs, which makes us want to punch them in the face, too.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.

The title so literal it will blow your mind.

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

If you try to tell me this video is fake I will punch you in the butthole.

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

He's got 99 problems but a bitch-slap ain't one.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.