This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

We don't know whether these news anchors are awesome or demented or what but WE LIKE THEIR SPIRIT.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

The Matrix Cat can dodge bullets but he can't stop saying stoooopid things like "Whoaaaa" or "69, Dude!" when he really gets in the mood.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?