Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

We don't know whether these news anchors are awesome or demented or what but WE LIKE THEIR SPIRIT.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

The Matrix Cat can dodge bullets but he can't stop saying stoooopid things like "Whoaaaa" or "69, Dude!" when he really gets in the mood.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

Animal cruelty or animal hilarity? Either way we win.

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

...or America operating at full potential.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.