This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

A political ad that's either retarded -- or pure genius.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.