This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

The Cal Marching Band is available for comic book conventions and LAN parties.

An awesome commercial for Lemon Party! What's a Lemon Party you ask? Google is your friend...

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

New England gangstas do it with taste. Werd.