Picks up some major speed.

Can you imagine picking up after this dog?

One of the longest and most impressive basketball shots. Probably not very useful in a pick-up game, but still a cool trick.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!