Is determined to open a can.

So sleepy, they can't even keep their eyes open.

The perfect pet for a lazy person.

Via text message.

Graffiti artist Banksy did the opening sequence for last weeks episode of 'The Simpsons.' Of course, he managed to incorporate the darker side of consumer culture.

Will someone just open the door for this guy?

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

This would open gaming up to a different, more "flamboyant" demographic.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

Some announcer at the Australian Open got came down with a case of Jungle Fever and began uncomfortably commenting on Williams' "assets".

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

This car door folds DOWNWARD underneath the body! Take THAT, Delorean!

Opening the jack-in-the-box apparently scares this owl – making him shrink!

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

The Finalist dropped by the studio very early in the morning to play a song for us. Musicians don’t like mornings, so that goes to show you the dedication of these lads. Keep an eye open for the floating mic…it’s awesome.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.