This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

Hope she's okay, but we're happy to see that chick's underwear.

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

There's nothing cooler than sending a 200lb anvil into the sky.

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.