Clearly the creators of Futurama went back to 1967, took acid with Pierre Henry, and had him pen the Futurama theme.

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

There's nothing your Pilot can't do.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

In an attempt to prove that people in Wisconsin aren't just a bunch of honkies, UW Basketball Coach Bo Ryan, does the Soulja Boy. His players should be proud.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Re-creating a famous photo completely out of Oreos, thats one way to celebrate world hunger.