Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

They have their own laws.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Has a lot to say.

I wonder if quadruplets have souls? Maybe just a quarter of a soul?

Apparently everyone has their limits.

Not a great combination.

Not one, but two problems.

He's 7 foot, 8 inches. He doesn't have to jump.

The little brat had it coming.

Someone has anger issues!!!!

Not to advocate violence, but he got what he deserved.

Should have a warning sign for pregnant ladies.

Has its own masseur.

Has some serious skills.

Shouldn't have messed with the bathtub.

Has mixed results.

Have we learned nothing from Hollywood?