Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

An awesome commercial for Lemon Party! What's a Lemon Party you ask? Google is your friend...

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.