Dude, that sucks.

I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

Don't let "Father" catch you playing this.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

These games could be great if you were required to be naked. And sexy. And we could watch. While naked.

Conflicted over the whole PS3/Wii thing? Well wait until you see what it’s putting this week's Booth Babe through!

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!