The wrong way.

With your teeth.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

Sue Teller is the host of the "DO Your Own Adventure" video series. In this episode, Miz Teller show us how to "mashup" with your turn tables and a couple of "oldies" records!

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.