Still the most beautiful planet.

View from the International Space Station orbiting Earth.

Imagine finding this kid standing in the middle your hotel hallway.

This man is either an amazing pilot or the luckiest/stupidest person on earth. Either way, it's an amazing maneuver.

For once we'd like to play Monkey In The Middle, naked.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

This Middle Eastern burial is very traditional – until the worst possible thing happens.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

We couldn't understand what these crazy Middle Easterners were saying, so we added subtitles!!

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!