With technology, you no longer have to work to be beautiful.

Skateboarding accident.

Is super long.

Maybe it was inspired by a combination of jet lag and a long layover?

One thing about cats, you can pester them for just so long before they retaliate.

Is freakishly long.

Imagine being able to keep a car up for that long?!!?

I wonder what kind of job security stuntmen have? I imagine they last about as long as supermodels and gymnasts.

I want a dog, that can do things...like this.

One of the longest and most impressive basketball shots. Probably not very useful in a pick-up game, but still a cool trick.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Looks like some orphans are going to be homeless for a little while longer.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!