Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Lindsay Lohan is always bouncing in and out of my life.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.