Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

Watch Connie Chung say good by to her television show in a completely awkward way. However, she is looking pretty hot.

In this raptacular video, 50 Cent almost bitch slaps a French dude. Why? Because the French deserve to be slapped.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.