For no apparent reason.

Adam Sandler is a comic genius or at least he was. Here are ten of our favorite lines from his early movies.

Probably a good idea, to not send up any large balloons, while standing near power lines.

My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

Well she finished, so that's good!

It's a fine line between manslaughter and prank.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!

Dan Marino gets mad when he screws up his own lines -- but you should see him when Chris Berman cuts him off!

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!