Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

Carson Daly spoofs the princess of pop. And it's actually funny, go figure.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

This guy is proud of how clean he gets his windows, but the countless bruised faces leaving the store are thanks enough.

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.