Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

When Tom Cruise gets crazy, he gets angry. And when Tom gets angry, he kills Oprah.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

A truck overturned on a Kentucky highway carrying thousands of weiners and other packaged meats.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Racism, abortion, underage drinking, serial killing, homeless people, etc. Hey those are some of our favorites too! New season starts September 13th on FX.

Stick figure animations are the best! Simple, to-the-point, and adorably bloody!!

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

This skydiver's parachute didn't deploy, but amazingly enough, he wasn't killed on impact! Even more amazing – actual video footage from his helmet and his diving partner!

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

Learn how to kill your wealthy, elderly husband with just a few seductive dance moves!