Now THIS is how you lose the race but win the day. 'Kid's got style.

Man, the kids at BYU give it up easy! There's a lot of lip to lip lingering going on here. Let's just hope no one has the herps.... (and the prankers don't become the pranked.)

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

This one's for all you '80s kids... or for anyone who can appreciate such geniusness. And, by the way, there's a 5 hour looped version of this on YouTube, you know, if that's your thing...

As you'll see in this clip, one should NEVER mess with a kid's candy. It's universal, lil hearts will sink and heads will explode! Some of them just straight up collapse under the weight of such devastation. Jimmy Kimmel better watch out, we hear little kid karma is twofold.

Granted this kid does look super creepy, but have a little tact! Possessed demon children have feelings too.

This is too dang cute not to post. We must say, this kid really keeps it together for someone who just got his nose jacked (and by his own father non-the-less!) We should all be so calm when facing such adversity, it seems that cool, collected, negotiating even under the most dire of circumstances, really does the trick. Good thing, we almost had another Michael Jackson, missing nose situation on our hands.

This is the newest summer jam brought to you from Y.N. Rich Kids- a group formed in a youth summer program at the Minneapolis North Community YMCA, who are now gaining wide spread media attention. And so are the snacks that their rap celebrates... Their enthusiasm is contagious. We don't even know what Takis are but we sure want some!

**SPOILER ALERT** And here we were thinking this was a feel good family film...

By now we've all seen the video of the German Olympic diver's spectacular back flop, but I don't think this little girl got the memo; that is what you're NOT supposed to do. Geez louise, maybe the Olympics isn't safe for kids to watch...

Kids say the darndest things. I'm pretty sure this little boy wants to go to the house where all the bitches live to say hello. Once he finds where the party is I'm pretty sure he wants to get the hose...

A new trailer for our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA that shows lots of gameplay! Yay! Fat Kid Ninja is available on the App Store now, so get it while it's hot. Also, a new update to the game is coming out next month! Radical!

We're not even sure if this is a kid or a little man, regardless, he's got all the right moves and none of the shame to hold him back. Like a car crash, you can't turn away. Enjoy!

This kid is scared out of his mind on the roller coaster, and I don't blame him! Those things are god damned, mutha f*cking scary!!! I would be doing the exact same thing. But he's only 16, some one ought to wash out his potty mouth!

We know, we know, publishing HILARIOUS videos of highly medicated kids may be a wee bit questionable on the morality tip.... but we dare you not to laugh! This kid is amazing.

Well she's got the lack of ability to answer questions or make sense that seems to be desirable in today's beauty queens... What do you think was running through her head?

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Kisses cheerleader.

And these kids rock.

The little brat had it coming.