In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.

And the fight is over!

How not to do it.

50 kicks in 22 seconds is damn impressive.

Courtesy of Wayne Rooney.

Armed only with a purse, this pensioner kicks ass.

Too bad it's fake. Nice editing, though.

Now that I kick butt at Fantasy Football, I find the sport much more interesting.

If you're going to karate kick somebody on a street in front of lots of people, make sure there is nobody there to film it.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is still payback for Al Capone's vault.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.