Gone horribly wrong.

In Russia.

If anyone can relate to a 'juice-head hugging, big muscle loving' it's Anderson Cooper.

Probably a little acetic, for a baby's stomach.

We'd just these guys, so should you.

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

You can't find Jesus if you don't find Lil' Markie first. (Hint: he shows up about a minute into this video, May The Mullet Be With You)

Sometimes local news has global implications.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.