Via Cirque du Soleil.

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!