I love sharks, but I never want to be that close to a Great White.

I love sharks, a lot!!! But if a great white ever got this close to me, I'd definitely lose it.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

As always, the Japanese make everything Internet-funny.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Opening the jack-in-the-box apparently scares this owl – making him shrink!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!