Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Watch at your own risk. Personally, I find the whole cycle of life scary.

All demolished at once.

And one man's attempt to get rid of it.

We always knew Japanese people were kind of weird, but this is just amazing. Sick dance movies, guy who looks like a giant sausage!

Does that make it easier or even more infuriating?

He's searching for the Lost DUPLO of San Francisco.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.

The modern hippie is one giant annoying pile of stereotype.

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

Probably the most adorable video on the internet. There's something about a kitten playing with a giant dog that makes us all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Watch what happens when somebody drops a giant water balloon on a port-o-potty.