If the men figure skating had fire, lighting and flying dragons, there would be more fans of this olympic sport.

This chicken has the beats and the footwork to rave! I wouldn't want to battle her in a dance circle.

Gary Coleman was on The Insider television program the other day and he got a little testy.

C is for cookies and cookies are for kids! But only those who like heavy metal. Rock on babies!

This dog actually takes it to far and stops his heart on command when playing dead. Maybe!

This weatherman wants you to know what he's packing. And that he's kind of a douche.

At LG headquarters the animators have been watching and practicing these dance moves in anticipation for our big dance battle. We bring you the ultimate dance off.

Why have kids when you can have a dog and teach it to talk? Dogs are far less messy than kids are.

She's like a mix between Ke$ha and Lady Gaga except she's totally not. She's just a very unique individual.

This guy should get together with Andy from The Office and start a band. We'd totally illegally download their album.

And she wasn't even drunk.

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

Back in 1944, the chicks were so awesome that they could sing and dance about potato salad and it was awesome! No gimmicks!

Someone threw at ham at Paula Deen's face. It hurt, we laughed, and everybody wins.

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.