Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?

Traffic reporters know traffic and they know how to look like asshats.

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

This kid's head will self-descruct in...