This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

Episode one of The Guild, in which we meet the poor souls trapped within the world of internet gaming. Wait a minute… hot girls don’t play video games. What a rip, FAKE! Go to Watchtheguild.com for more info!

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

You are not hungry for abs... you are hungry for Hot Pockets!!

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

When getting scared triggers your narcolepsy, you're bound to get pranked on.

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Shoving people is always hilarious!

Revamped version of the hip-hop song you can't get out of your brain. From the makers of PaxilBack.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!