With the latest in home security.

Britney Spears probably needs more personal security.

This is one guard no one would want to go up against.

Someone is about to get schooled.

Takes on skateboarders.

The ultimate security system.

And I thought mall security were a joke.

I wonder what kind of job security stuntmen have? I imagine they last about as long as supermodels and gymnasts.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Security Camera? More like LOL Camera.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

Monkey in a trunk for security = awesome!