If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

That's what home movies are for.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.

Barry Bonds tied and broke the home run record. Did he use steroids? That’s debatable...HULK SMASH!

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

Kids, don't try this at home. Chester is a professional cheetah.

Watching people who don't know their own strength will make you cringe. Don't try this at home without steroids.

After he played us three of our favorite songs, José González took the time to chat with LG about getting back into the studio and finally going home after touring for what seems like a decade!

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.