Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

Too much of a good thing.

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

She's talking about her best friend.

Shamu's gonna put a hit on this guy.

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

Lean wit it, rock wit it, little baby!

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.