In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

Some high school students made a video promoting sloths. Then it got weird.

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

High-density corrigated cardboard is both flexible, and incredibly strong! This guy demonstrates it, and a couple chicks sit on it like a sofa.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.