10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

10 Triumphs of Modern Italian Horror

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

 

Christian the Lion: Uncensored

Christian the Lion: Uncensored

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

 

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version)

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version)

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

 

Put A Ring On It

Put A Ring On It

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

 

Heart in a Box

Heart in a Box

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

 
 

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

 

Hot Rod Movie Tailer

Hot Rod Movie Tailer

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

 

Lean Like a Chola

Lean Like a Chola

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

 

Huge Freakish Tongue

Huge Freakish Tongue

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

 

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke

Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

 

Love Sucks

Love Sucks

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

 

Vomiting Kermit

Vomiting Kermit

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

 

Owner of a Lonely Heart

Owner of a Lonely Heart

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

 

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