In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.